Simon
- Mar 3, 2017
- 1 min read
Simon would be an out of court settlement waiting to happen, so it is far better that he lives here He is the sole remaining resident of the scabby five that arrived at the same time in 2015 and likes the joint so much he elected to stay.
A terrible waste but not worth the risk. Even worse than Jones, his DNA is hardwired to remove any animal from the planet whose lineage doesn’t go back 4000 years.
The staff love him though, someone has to.
Crafty beggar.
Simon now, on his arrival, with his bad teeth.
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